Thursday, July 15, 2010

Top Ten Funniest Google Suggest Results

1. When will…



when-will
Esoteric meets practical where concerns over death and the apocalypse meet the need to procure Twilighton DVD and Windows 7.

2. Why is my g…



why-is-my-g
Attention must be paid, to one’s girlfriend and one’s goldfish. [Via questionsuggestions.com]

3. Can I have a…



can-i-have-a

4. Is it impossible to l…



elbow-lickers
Obviously revealing a secret society of would-be elbow lickers. [Via gdumb]

5. Why do…



why-do
Seriously though, why do men have nipples?

6. Can you…



can-you-freeze-cheese
We get the concerns about pregnancy. But freezing cheese? Is that a thing now? [Thanks to commenterdavidmbigler for this suggestion]

7. Where do…



where-do
People are apparently very concerned about the locations of Joe Biden, polar bears, penguins, Robert Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, and Jon and Kate. And of course, where babies come from.

8. How does…



how-does
Birth control, David Blaine levitating and Google making money are near equivalent sources of mystery to the human population.

9. Can Jes…



can-jes-best
Clearly the top question on everyone’s mind: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

10. Can go…



can-go
Populated perhaps by the same folks wondering if Jesus can microwave a burrito. And a sizeable contingent of people with gonorrhea who want to know if gorillas can swim.
Found HERE

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